Elegant Doom Exists
I don't know what it is, but it's there. Elegant Doom, your home for all kinds of ridiculous nonsense, is up and running. We're using it as a sort of compost heap for all of our ideas that don't really belong anywhere else. The Laws of Fashion are going up there, and soon we'll have a section called Stupid Google tricks or something to that effect (now that I look, there's actually already a page called that out there, so I'll probably call it something else). We also make up fake rumors about celebrities. It's all very dumb, I know, but I like it. Because I'm dumb.